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Dear Strand Releasing.
You know I love you, for having 101 Rentboys Uncut and Twist. My love for you, in fact, is a scary thing.
However, perusing your latest email informing me of your upcoming releases to DVD, I feel that I must take you to task for your statement "As beautiful as the flower it's named after..."
I believe that you have confused a lotus with proteus. The name of the film is Proteus. There is no definition of that word that would indicate anything of a flowery nature, unless you make bouquets out of bacteria or Greek gods. Proteus (or A proteus) is one or the other.
The lotus, however, is a lovely flower indeed. It is neither a bacterium nor a Greek god.
Nor is your movie named Lotus. It's named Proteus.
Kindly get a dictionary. I just bought a DVD from you, so I know you have enough money to do that.
No love,
Me
You know I love you, for having 101 Rentboys Uncut and Twist. My love for you, in fact, is a scary thing.
However, perusing your latest email informing me of your upcoming releases to DVD, I feel that I must take you to task for your statement "As beautiful as the flower it's named after..."
I believe that you have confused a lotus with proteus. The name of the film is Proteus. There is no definition of that word that would indicate anything of a flowery nature, unless you make bouquets out of bacteria or Greek gods. Proteus (or A proteus) is one or the other.
The lotus, however, is a lovely flower indeed. It is neither a bacterium nor a Greek god.
Nor is your movie named Lotus. It's named Proteus.
Kindly get a dictionary. I just bought a DVD from you, so I know you have enough money to do that.
No love,
Me
