Yes, see, that's part of it - right now, this snow has no aesthetic value, and the ice has even less. I like to look at it, and then I like it to melt and go away forever.

I've already suggested to another friend that he and I should move to Borneo, but if that fails, man, I'm comin' to Germany. I want rising temperatures, and I want them before Wednesday, when we might hit 39F. WOO HOO.