channonyarrow: (your arms are too short to box with god)
channonyarrow ([personal profile] channonyarrow) wrote2008-12-19 04:28 pm

HEY GUESS WHAT?

Okay. I am SO FUCKING TIRED OF FUCKING SNOW that I cannot even use enough fucking caps. SERIOUSLY. I hate snow, I hate ice, and I have not been out of my fucking neighbourhood for a WEEK I am going CRAZY.

SO GUESS WHAT THE FORECAST IS?

That's right! More Christ-fucking snow. Also, hello 90 mph winds! And just so you know? 90 mph winds are a Category I HURRICANE.

In case that's not enough fun? Up to twelve inches of snow in the lowlands, and two feet in the foothills.

Oh, and the likelihood of power outages. AGAIN. I can't keep doing this, I really, really cannot.

Now. Guess where I live.

That's right! I live in an area that (1) gets lake-effect snow; (2) has insane hills on all sides, except for, you know, the sides that run into the water, and even there I have fucking hills; (3) has reportedly been characterised as the hardest-hit area in Metro Seattle in this last go-round. Now. I am approximately 260 feet above sea level; in my opinion, it should not be this way. But it is. Because God hates me.

So basically, I'm really depressed and really unhappy, and there is not a whole fuck of a lot I can do about any of this because I am TIRED of entertaining myself; I have been doing that for a week, with some success, and now I'm just out. I have nothing left. I am out of happy, and positivism is in very short supply.

And making EIGHTY cookies isn't going to fucking help, even though I'm going to do it, on the off-chance that I can go participate in this cookie exchange tomorrow, but I HAVE TO PACK AN OVERNIGHT BAG to do this because I may not make it home because the weather is going to start shitting on us again about the time that we are supposed to be coming home. Yay!

And also? Sorry to be selfish, but everyone who's getting whacked in the Midwest and the Northeast? Y'all have resources to deal with this. We don't. My understanding is that the City of Seattle has thirteen snowplows and deicing trucks - that is not enough. No one here can drive in snow, I refuse to drive in snow, and Metro Transit isn't able to hack this one, folks, given that their system is at least half shut down, and particularly the routes that run to West Seattle. So. I realise that right now unless you are in Phoenix it's bad all over but trust me when I say: I have it worse.

ETA: THIS is why I don't drive in snow. Because I never want to see a charter bus crashing through the guardrail above I5 and hanging there - barely while I'm driving, and I never, ever want to see a second one join it.

Also, it's 26 degrees out. WHY?

[identity profile] jacesan.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's been colder than usual in the SF Bay Area, but not nearly as miserable as it is elsewhere. We've had some showers, but that helps warm us up a bit.

As for shitty drivers...I watched an SUV rear-end another SUV last night. Then the car that was in front of me rear-ended the wreck because they were following too closely. I changed lanes and went around the mess because I know people drive like idiots, and tail-gating is just asking for trouble. People will stop for no apparent reason around here. Ooooh, shiny!

It wasn't even wet, and these knuckleheads still managed to fuck up each other's cars. o.O

[identity profile] channonyarrow.livejournal.com 2008-12-21 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I really like regional quirks in driving. When I was in Jersey, I spent a lot of time pissing myself laughing; there are NO RULES there except for the instances where there are, and everyone drives really, really slow. It was awesome. Even when people blatantly ignored a four-way stop because I couldn't see that it WAS one and thought it was only a two-way.

I have not yet witnessed any accidents, but there are certainly plenty of busses and cars strewn about the streets here. I can't even get my death machine out of the driveway because I am convinced I will hit the patch of ice at the top of the very, very shallow hill in my driveway and slide out into Fauntleroy (an arterial) and get t-boned. Since I fell on my ass walking down the driveway yesterday, that seems to be a crime clue.