channonyarrow: (junkie whore)
( Mar. 20th, 2004 09:58 am)
I think I have figured out suddenly why I am getting all this spam for cheap cigarettes.

Bear with me a moment.

I find spam by and large to be hilarious. This may be because I don't believe that I will, by giving someone my bank accounts, wind up with $20million, or maybe because I am just sick.

My favorite piece of spam ever? The offer for the portable roll-a-hose that seemed to imply that I had a hose, that I wished to roll it, and that I frequently do a lot of gardening at the house I don't have either. Still, it was nearly worth it for the roll-a-hose.

Lately, however, I have been getting loads of spam for cigarettes. I couldn't figure it out, since I was, you know, happy getting spam for money and sex, but cigarettes were just the icing on the cake.

So, does anyone know if they have bots running that search for keywords in journal entries? Because I just realised today that about every other word in the loyaulte_me_lie journal, which is emailed to my main addy, is cigarettes. Terry has a cigarette about every ten minutes, I swear to god (largely because I'm lousy at coming up with actions for him to take) and I think that's where all this is coming from.

Maybe I should start writing specific posts that talk about specific things that I can then get spam about.
Everyone's died!

Seriously, no one's on AIM right now...and they all said they'd be on all day...surely the day for everyone else starts at half eight, like it does for me?

Mh. Bloody wimps. I mean, here it is noon, and no one's on.

I refuse to call anyone. They'll be here when they're on.

*sulks*

How am I expected to be bothered to go to work if I can't have entertainment while I'm here?
channonyarrow: (junkie whore)
( Mar. 20th, 2004 02:06 pm)
No, wait, my mistake. Codesmith and Melpamene both live.
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