channonyarrow: (the circus is in town // rentboy_icons)
( Oct. 20th, 2009 07:28 pm)
HOMG. So, in case I thought that Ask Mat could get no better, with Mikey Way guest-starring on it this week, next week is William Beckett.

I ... don't know what to do with that. Except take a cold shower. A really cold shower. With some ice in it. I mean ... seriously? Just cover yourselves in whipped cream and get out the handcuffs now, boys!
Okay. The massive The Academy Is... music spam. Based on my experiences with the Massive MCR Post, which, btw, I keep updated, though I'm not reuploading files except on request, I am not defaulting this post to include mediafire links. I'm lazy, what can I tell you? Ask if you want 'em.

Again, same rules apply. I make judgement calls based on whether I know you, the age of your LJ, the interests of your LJ, and what you request from me. I reserve the right to refuse to upload anything if I don't like the way you look.

There is a lot less here than there is there; I've never really seen a live recording, for example, and TAI doesn't really seem to get kind of all over the place the way that MCR does. That said, if you have something I don't have here, I'd love to swap for it, and if you have everything I have here, talk to me about other songs. Right now I'm pushing 9000 songs in my iTunes.

The fact that I have noted that there is only one song I know of that I'm looking for doesn't mean I know them all; if you know of something I don't, please let me know even if you don't want to trade.

Under The Jump )
channonyarrow: (Obi-wan pimps // ambino1111)
( Apr. 15th, 2009 11:22 pm)
Another person I know who has wonderful ideas is [livejournal.com profile] graeae, particularly when I realised that I have to look at MANY MANY LOTS of pictures of William Beckett in order to help with this biblically-epic plan.

I am never, ever, ever opposed to that.

HOWEVER. Something that amazes me is that a direct line can be drawn between one feature of the one Hollywood actress I consider most appealing (I generally don't like Hollywood actresses, though there are frequently actors I would climb like a tree, because they all tend to look the same. If you can enlighten me through pictures as to the difference between, say, Nicole Richie, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, please refrain from doing so.) and a female singer and William Beckett, and it is not just that they are pretty, pretty girls, all three of them.

Apparently I have a Thing for mouths. I did not know this! These are the things you learn when you're looking through Google for images! Normally I go for creepy eyes! Normally (okay, still) I go for unconventional pretty!

But no, apparently I also go for mouths.

SURPRISING.

And now, back to my regularly-scheduled Viewing Of Beckett. Honestly, the boy is too fucking pretty. I'd slap some duct tape over that mouth (so that it couldn't say anything a la Tweets of late) and climb him like a tree for forever if I had my way.

I feel sure that Beckett would make an excellent climbing frame. And also he is very, very, very bendy.
[livejournal.com profile] apiphile has, as ever, all the best ideas. When she said she wanted a bandom picspam that served as an introduction to who was who but left out many things like adoring commentary, 200+ pics of Ross's little finger, and WAGs, I stepped up and offered to serve.

This is my picspam.

In it you will find pictures of My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, Gym Class Heroes, and The Used. Bands that make an appearance in Thursday-verse will be specifically noted with an *, even if the whole band does not appear. You will also find insults, bitchy commentary, people with creepy eyes, and some attempt to theme around suits, except in the case of Butcher, where I was more looking for a picture where he was wearing clothes, because suits are HOT.

In it you will not find: omg commentary, adoring commentary, videos, interviews, timelines, departed members, WAGs, Dirty, pets, scene queens, consistent effort to go with recent pictures rather than better pictures, appreciation of seven-eighths of Panic At The Spambot, (yes, there ARE only four people in that band; I half appreciate Spencer Smith, and appreciation of 1/2 of 1 of 4 is 7/8 disdain) or much nudity. You will also not be informed as to what instruments anyone plays, because let's face it: this is a primer for [livejournal.com profile] apiphile's use, and you're not going to need to know. You might need to know that Vicky-T uses a baseball bat in Thursday-verse.

This is not comprehensive, not even of bandom as a whole, but you kind of have to make it off my newbie-radar before I give two shits about you, at least enough to go find pictures of you, upload them to my own account, and include them in my post.

I am absolutely not able to discuss Pete Wentz without wondering aloud why he has not yet been quarantined by the CDC, nor of not pouring forth verbal evil when discussing Panic At The Spambot. But the pics are kind of nice.

I even managed to refrain from suggesting that Wentz is a pedo or calling Ryan Ross The Littlest Camwhore. Other than in that sentence, I mean.

Welcome to Chicago, motherfucker. )
channonyarrow: (dead gods baby cobwebs cynic // melpamen)
( Mar. 14th, 2009 08:43 am)
I had the most incredibly happy dream last night (even happier than the one where I was president and Rahm shot an assassin for me, and even though the assassin was standing next to me at the time all I felt was this lovely sense of security and safety). I dreamed the infomercial for steampunk lounge music.

It was MARVELLOUS! As a result of the introduction of steampunk lounge music, EVERYONE FLED STEAMPUNK like the ship was going down with extreme prejudice and I never, ever, ever had to see someone call a 70s calico tiered skirt an "Edwardian steampunk bondage skirt" ever again! I never had to see someone say "I'm not sure what sort of clothing this is...wait, it's brown, so I guess it's steampunk!" I never had to see neon coloured steampunk! I never had to see another fucking steampunk mermaid! (Don't ask - really.)

Also, there were enormous bubbles in the video, and the woman "singing" the lounge music may possibly have been inspired by the singer from Bat For Lashes. Oh Beckett, I wish I could quit you and your ridiculous taste in everything from music to rule-breaking (and not forgetting hats).

And then steampunk was no longer a fucking fad and returned to those of us who understand the proper place of a corset. Who know how to keep our breasts INSIDE a corset. Who understand that bright colours are fine - in an accenting role. Who know that brown is not the only colour of steampunk. Who know that goggles and gears do not steampunk make. Who realise that never, ever, ever is skin a shirt, and that you can't "repurpose" any old thing you happen to find in the costume stash or in the thrift store and call it steampunk.

And I looked upon this state of affairs, and it was good.

I would totally buy a cd of steampunk lounge music JUST TO MAKE THE FAD DIE. Someone needs to get on that.

Also, someone (and by "someone" I mean "[livejournal.com profile] graeae") referred to me as the Apocasslypse the other day. NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN THIS FACT.
channonyarrow: (wake up a different person // lethaldose)
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( Feb. 18th, 2009 02:05 pm)
I've been having this craving for chocolate lately, which is actually kind of a nice way of saying "For about the last 32.6 years, I've wanted chocolate," and there was, in an appalling lapse, none in the house. So when I went to the drugstore today to pick up a scrip, I accidentally found out that the Easter candy is in. I also found out, less accidentally, that the Valentine's candy is on sale.

I have now committed great crimes against humanity and have two things to report.
1) Circus peanuts in a different colour and shape still taste so shockingly bad that I cannot believe I just ate that and must confirm that I did immediately, by having another.
2) Eating most of a box of chocolate in approximately 2 seconds means that I will feel like almighty death. Also, I still find maple chocolates need to be warned for, as they are gross.

So there you go.

Fortunately, tea came to the rescue, and I feel much less like I want to throw up, but probably moving isn't really a great idea right now, unless I would like to throw up. As I've never been bulimic, I'll pass.

This is only bad because I went to the grocery store and my milk is sitting out, getting to a happy room temperature, because obviously that's ideal for milk. If it comes down to it, I'll take somewhat warmer milk for the foreseeable future over vomiting over my favourite outfit, but I have to admit, it's a close one there.

I need to get off my ass and order my official transcripts, since I'm apparently registering for classes next Weds, despite having no idea how the fuck I'm paying for this, though the phrase "work study" has happened in my hearing, and that's fine with me. I have no aversion to working, I just am having trouble convincing anyone that me working is not a bad plan.

The dude in charge of my program NEEDS to quit arguing with me about whether I have any math credits; I'm just going to let him read that and weep, because NO, I have NO quantitative credits whatsoever, and by the way, IF the state law applies now, it didn't THEN. Part of the joy of Evergreen was that there WAS NO MATH REQUIREMENT. Right now, I have set this on "incipient comedy" when he realises that I'm telling the truth, not only do I have no math classes at ALL in my, um, six years of extremely-higher education, I don't even get to roll over any IB credits from high school because I FAILED my IB Calculus test, and I failed it in such a way that probably I actually knew what I was doing. This is how bad I am at ANYTHING involving geometry. I can find X all week long, but I cannot do geometry at ALL.

I suppose I'm excited about this. I mean, I want to do the course, and I know that it's not going to happen, largely because I'm unsuited to online learning in any event (I am so not a self-starter) and because most of these courses are not available online, if I'm not full time in school. I'm just nervous about figuring out how the fuck to pay for it and live at the same time; my unemployment benefits do run out in June (or possibly October, depending on the stimulus package) and I don't, right now, really want to start this and be unable to finish it. I would love, actually, to have a flexible job where I could work, say, three days a week and go to school two or three days, though I have a feeling that would have me building webpages in my sleep and living on coffee. On the other hand, I'm bored out of my fucking skull right now but not motivated to do much to rectify that, so I can put up with a couple years of too-busy-to-shit, really.

Also, a meme. I want to do this, but I am LAUGHABLY bad at sending anything out in a timely fashion AT ALL, so.

The first five people to post here will get something made by me. It might be a photo, short story, whatever. You don't get to choose, however. You will get it some time in the next year. You have to post this in your journal and do likewise.

I may have actually injured myself laughing when I was listening to The Phrase That Pays (Nashville Version). Some things just should not be. Other things still shouldn't be, but have the redeeming quality of giving me something to laugh about.
channonyarrow: (stab you in the eye // kill_hilary)
( Dec. 24th, 2008 10:10 am)
Panic at the Spambot and I were at terms, once I realised how much they reminded me of a spambot. Comfortable terms, even: there were no drawn swords, and I only marginally frothed at the mouth when I heard their name. I even downloaded a song of theirs because I didn't actually realise I had a remix version of it on the Snakes On A Plane soundtrack. I am also a big enough person to say that it was a typical remix: in other words, the original version is better. I managed to admit (to myself) that if their songs actually matched their titles, I would be a lot happier with them: not even I could hate a song that actually was titled "Build God, Then We'll Talk", assuming that the lyrics lived up to that title. (They don't. Also, Ryan Ross, please shut up about prostitutes.)

So things were okay. They weren't necessarily great: I have no desire at ALL to paint birds on my face. (Parenthetically, when I kidnap TAI..., my only request may very well be that Butcher designs a tattoo for me because I love his trees.) It was kind of a case of, at some point, needing to annex the county because this town isn't big enough for both of us. But for the moment, it was okay.

I have just had to annex the county, and I am going to drive Panic out into it, covered in tar, feathers, and the garbage that hasn't been picked up for a week because of the snow.

Because they did THIS.

Yes. That is a cover of Karma Police.

Actually, calling it a cover is a little bit extreme. I realise that there are people on my flist who have very strong opinions pro-Panic, but I think we've all agreed to just disagree on this issue. And we have to, because there is NO WORLD in which I can countenance a crappy lounge version of Karma Police. I don't even really like Karma Police, certainly not more than a whole bunch of other Radiohead songs I like far more, but this version is just completely neutered. For serious. There is no power to it at all, and Urie CANNOT sell the line about "This is what you get when you fuck with us", even though he tries (I can admit that he tries). In this case, Yoda was right: there is no motherfucking try.

So I'm sorry, Panic at the Spambot, but I'm going to have to just refuse to acknowledge your existence in my town ever again. There's a big county out there; don't plan on crossing my path. Otherwise, I will reach down Ross's throat and castrate him from the inside. It'll just have to be that way.

And I am gosh-darned sorry about that. But it's the only choice you've left me with.

And for everyone else: Happy Christmas!
The Phrase That Pays has 85 plays on my iTunes. I have no idea how many it has on my iPod now. A lot. I really like the song.

I find myself, at best, puzzled by the existence of a "Nashville" version, however. It is country-ish. Country-esque. It's kind of scary. But it was a lot scarier before I started writing this post and iTunes clicked over to the next track on The Academy Is...'s From The Carpet EP - which is actually a cover of Working Class Hero.

It is not the worst cover of WCH I've ever heard, I'll give it that - that honour is reserved solely (as is a special place in hell) for Marilyn Manson's cover - but it is definitely...odd. I think that William does not get the wonder that is Working Class Hero, quite frankly; he sounds rather dismissive. Which is probably an interesting commentary on someone's sense of privilege, but the track that has such power when sung by Lennon and Lanegan kind of loses it here. I don't think this EP ever really needed to exist, though it pains me to say it.

On the other hand, this version of Down and Out is pretty cool, so that's in the whole thing's favour.

What has been heard can never be unheard.

Also, I amuse myself: when I tagged the icon, it looks like Beckett's laughing so I tagged it that way. A few days ago I finally saw the video, which does, indeed, feature the sign saying "Laughter". I rule.
channonyarrow: (i'm a fucking princess // __twelvenights)
( Oct. 30th, 2008 06:28 pm)
Okay, so the Fall Out Boy concert date for Seattle has been announced, and it IS 12/4, and it IS at the Paramount, and The Academy Is... is opening for them and I don't want to go.

I mean, I WANT TO GO, but I don't want to go THERE. The Paramount? REALLY?

This is not the place to rock out with ANYTHING out.

Oh shit, and tickets go on sale Saturday. THIS WILL SUCK.
channonyarrow: (richard starts shit // angevin2)
( Oct. 16th, 2008 09:45 pm)
It is possible I love The Academy Is... even more than MCR.

I feel fickle, but I'm also laughing my head off at TAI TV.
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