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Sweeping statement of stupidity on the part of the vast populace.

Supporting statement, bringing up irrelevant trivia that no one cares about.

Repeat supporting statement.

Some sort of conclusion.

Statement of emotional state.

Apology for statement of emotional state.

Statement about monster list of things to achieve.

Whinging about job.

Sulking withdrawal.

Attempt to find black humour in situation.

Slinking away.

Time wasting.

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Somehow it escaped my notice until about five minutes ago that my hair today looks like David Thewlis'.

Except with more gel.

Kill me now.

I'm definitely back to the big eighties white trash hair tomorrow. And the day after that, I'm getting a haircut if I have to kill to achieve this.

Meanwhile, if I really want to fuck off in the delivery class for Pregnant Niece tomorrow, I could draw a little mustache on my lip and try to find a baggy sport coat...

*looks in closet*

All I have are debonair sport coats. In purple velvet and green suede. And the black one I wore today.

I want to dye my haaaaaiiiiirrrrr!!!!