channonyarrow: (hell plans road map // melpamene)
( Jul. 9th, 2004 10:45 am)
I begin to suspect that I will never, ever have a real job ever.

I think I'm doing something wrong. Everyone else is covering their cvs in monkey pheromones so that they get interviews and I'm not.
channonyarrow: (soap bloodstains // darumaseye)
( Jul. 9th, 2004 12:19 pm)
Listen up, punky.

Yeah, you know who you are. I might well be 27, a vast age that you shall not ever reach, in your infinitude of wisdom at the age of 18. But let's get a few things straight about my advanced age.

1 - I know more than you. This is based on both my age and my education, which is more than you've had, punky. And on the fact that I read EVERYTHING.

2 - You are not that original. I dyed my hair blue in high school, before it was even cool to do so. That was back in 1995. So piss off.

3 - Don't assume that your peers invented watching anime in Japanese and speaking Japanese, and generally being fucking annoying in Japanese. Because you know what? I've watched the classics of anime. I got into it in high school and got out of it in college. And I've seen a lot. AND, more to the point, NOT the shit they show on tv here. Ever heard of Baoh? Night City? Urotsukidoji? Akira? Ghost in the Shell? The Bubblegum Crisis? Totoro? Yeah, I've seen those, punky. Generally IN JAPANESE.

4 - And you know what else? I studied six years of Japanese. I studied Japan for my Master's degree. I never, ever ever want to go to Japan, because I KNOW about it. It is a xenophobic, overpriced country that, at least on a societal level, is populated largely by idiots. You DO realise that people there who are part Korean LIE about it because of the discrimination, right? You DO realise that the Ainu are not recognised as anything because the Japanese don't want to admit to having an indigenous population, right?

In sum, you are not as clever as you think you are, and I am not as old and decrepit as you think I am, because, well, see above. So let's try to exhibit some manners, punky, because you know what? I did it before you did, and you are not all that and the side of fries.

No love,
Cass
channonyarrow: (sporks! // darumaseye)
( Jul. 9th, 2004 09:26 pm)
Harry and the Potters will be in Seattle on July 20th.

I am SO TEMPTED TO GO.
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