I want to start an hprpsues community specifically for the advert communities. Because that way, I will not crush some poor idiot fifteen year old who last heard of canon while using the HP books as a kleenex for priapic masturbating chimpanzees with irritable bowel syndrome. That way, I will not further destroy mods who put up decoy posts to contact the people who respond and try to get them into their own game and who last heard of ethics while looking for a book on Ecstasy.
That way, I will not have to start horrible macrame projects just to give my fingers something to do rather than textvomiting hate across their shoddy fucking adverts.
Bitch, PLEASE. If you're going to pimp yourself, make sure you're WORTH pimping. And if NOT, GO AWAY.