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There's a palm tree out the window. This bothers me.
Have finally, in total desperation, informed![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
srichard of new celibate status. It seemed to work as she is no longer chasing me around the bed, but is instead starting risotto for dinner. I suspect this will turn out to have something to do with "keeping my strength up." Am pleased that she has noticed that I have a long drive tomorrow, and while we may come from Weed (say that like the Coneheads) it's still a longass drive back to Weed to get her car.
I know nothing of Oakland except this palm tree. Have been forced to remain indoors for three days due to lack of clothing.
If humour translated well, and didn't require half an hour of explanation, you could all enjoy the wonder that is bedboy, and "Weed" and Social Services. Also, the bit about traumatising the dog. As it is...two of us will laugh like fools.
BEDBOY!
Have finally, in total desperation, informed
srichard of new celibate status. It seemed to work as she is no longer chasing me around the bed, but is instead starting risotto for dinner. I suspect this will turn out to have something to do with "keeping my strength up." Am pleased that she has noticed that I have a long drive tomorrow, and while we may come from Weed (say that like the Coneheads) it's still a longass drive back to Weed to get her car.I know nothing of Oakland except this palm tree. Have been forced to remain indoors for three days due to lack of clothing.
If humour translated well, and didn't require half an hour of explanation, you could all enjoy the wonder that is bedboy, and "Weed" and Social Services. Also, the bit about traumatising the dog. As it is...two of us will laugh like fools.
BEDBOY!
