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Ganked from polymexina and posted in part for theotherbliss

Also, I screamed at the many spelling errors. And I don't know the song. But it was kind of cool to pick "be creative" from the verb thingy question. Even though there were only four options, it was nice to pick that one. Because dammit, I can't draw but I am creative.

I spent a long time thinking that because I cannot draw for shit I was not creative. I still have no idea why. It seems so weird. It's like..."I don't like pot lids, so I can't cook."


Angels

Your interested in Politics. You have a tendancy to
try to do things that have alot of benefit for
you, and weigh your actions on that.


What Tori Amos Song are you?
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Biblical revelations about LJ. Or at least MY LJ.

For lo, we hit the skip-320.

And lo, the heavens opened, and a vale of tears was wept into a US Army Surplus 10-qt collapsible bucket.

And lo, the lunch hour was almost used up, with no time to check on the boy that I sent into the wilds of the city, armed only with a bus schedule, a map, and as many quarters as we could find.

And lo, I thought about this.

And the solution was verily obvious.

"I will filter the communities!" I cried, and there was joy and rejoicing at the sheer genius implied, for even though I loveth the boys with the weaponz*, I do not loveth them that much and I can always go look at the community later.

So, lo and verily, if thou art a community, I have filtered you. You are PWNZ3D or whatever the 1337 kids say this dayeth. Er, verily.

Cry tears of blood now, puny communities. And not in my bucket.

Get your own.


*rightclicklick. Woot.

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I just got the invitation for my 10 year high school reunion.

*rubs hands and cackles maniacally*

I cannot WAIT to fuck with these peoples' heads. There are so many possibilities.

I became a pimp and my date is actually my bitch.
They're making a movie of my life...that's why those two women are following me.
I escaped from prison to attend.
I flew in from Europe to attend.
Yes, that woman is, in fact, my date.

And that's not even counting the things that could be done that could be true! I got married solely for personal benefit and had a pirate themed wedding complete with cannon...people got shot for sneezing. I'm a minister. I went to Oxford. Yes, I went to Oxford, even with my GPA.

*must plot*