Dear Hollywood:
How is it that Willem Dafoe has been in every movie ever made, including the 1898 Richard III, and yet I cannot simply use him as the IMDb nexus around which my movies revolve because he has never made a movie with Nick Stahl, Alan Rickman, or Johnny Depp?
Please put Willem Dafoe in more movies so that my index fingers don't cramp from having to make those four extra clicks in the process of one-clicking my favourite actors.
Oh wait, I guess he's been in two movies with Johnny Depp.
Well, then, he needs to be in a movie with Nick Stahl. And Alan Rickman. Hop to it.
I will not even make the obligatory joke here, if you comply quickly.
No love,
Me
EDIT: Actually, I guess it was three movies with Johnny Depp.
How is it that Willem Dafoe has been in every movie ever made, including the 1898 Richard III, and yet I cannot simply use him as the IMDb nexus around which my movies revolve because he has never made a movie with Nick Stahl, Alan Rickman, or Johnny Depp?
Please put Willem Dafoe in more movies so that my index fingers don't cramp from having to make those four extra clicks in the process of one-clicking my favourite actors.
Oh wait, I guess he's been in two movies with Johnny Depp.
Well, then, he needs to be in a movie with Nick Stahl. And Alan Rickman. Hop to it.
I will not even make the obligatory joke here, if you comply quickly.
No love,
Me
EDIT: Actually, I guess it was three movies with Johnny Depp.