Hi

I have an idea that may well come to naught. I warn you of this in advance.

Or rather, I did not have the idea. Someone who is Very Much To Blame had the idea. This person may or may not choose to remain nameless, however.

The only fandom I'm active in is Harry Potter. I have no idea what happens in other fandoms - perhaps you all sit and have tea and contemplate the wonders of Dominic Monaghan and Orlando Bloom having sex, or perhaps it's bitchfighting on a level that makes harpies look normal as you contemplate Dominic Monaghan and Orlando Bloom having sex.

What I need is the most egregious Mary Sue/Gary Stu you can find in your fandom of choice. Links preferred, or at the very least perpetrator's name and story title. Short stories preferred, because otherwise I will die. RPG Sues not preferred because sooner or later you're going to post the link to hp_rp_sues and I've been there. Also, there's something so awful about trying to call an RP Sue.

I would love actual canon Mary Sues, too, if you can tell me about their Mary Sueish qualities without my having to read the book. I need the high points, basically, and some sense of their speech would be nice.

I suppose there's no point in asking for Mary Sues that will save some of my sanity by not gratuitously using netspeak.

And if anyone (ANYONE) knows where I can find the original Mary Sue story, which may or may not have been transcribed online, I will love you forever and set up a shrine in your image and throw small pickles at it on every other Thursday, weather permitting.

I shall sacrifice myself so you don't have to.

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If my yoghurt gets any more active I will need to put it in playgroup.

This sort of swelling of the container CANNOT be normal.