Dear God -
My birthday is coming up soon, and I've been precisely the human being You expected me to be, You being omniscient and all that. Also, that whole predestination thing that I picked up somewhere (maybe the Puritans, but I'm sure You can better advise me) tells me that You knew how I would be when You allowed me to be born.
So I'll tell you what I want for my birthday. I'm guessing that I haven't gotten You and Santa Claus really mixed up and I get a birthday present for being exactly who I should be. Also, look at it this way. That counts as a miracle, and then I'll stop talking smack about you.
For my birthday, I want an H&K P7M13 - yeah, the rare one - with a politician-seeking attachment. I'd also like a field guide to my natural prey, which I assume would be a directory of Members of Congress.
See, here's the deal, God. I can't imagine that You intended for me to let something like Rick Santorum considering charging the doctors who didn't evacuate NO and did save lives, or the poor people who had no money or transport to evacuate just pass right by on the ol' radar screen. Course, sometimes I think that You might not have meant for America to happen, but You're omniscient and Your wisdom is beyond my ken, I'm sure. So I'm guessing that Your ineffable Divine Plan (run it past an ordinary five year old child yet?) is for me to solve some of the more noisome problems we face.
Remember, that's an H&K P7M13. An MP5, while nice, is not necessarily the right tool for the job. And I'd like to do the job right, because clearly every time I use Your gift will be a devotion unto You.
Cass
My birthday is coming up soon, and I've been precisely the human being You expected me to be, You being omniscient and all that. Also, that whole predestination thing that I picked up somewhere (maybe the Puritans, but I'm sure You can better advise me) tells me that You knew how I would be when You allowed me to be born.
So I'll tell you what I want for my birthday. I'm guessing that I haven't gotten You and Santa Claus really mixed up and I get a birthday present for being exactly who I should be. Also, look at it this way. That counts as a miracle, and then I'll stop talking smack about you.
For my birthday, I want an H&K P7M13 - yeah, the rare one - with a politician-seeking attachment. I'd also like a field guide to my natural prey, which I assume would be a directory of Members of Congress.
See, here's the deal, God. I can't imagine that You intended for me to let something like Rick Santorum considering charging the doctors who didn't evacuate NO and did save lives, or the poor people who had no money or transport to evacuate just pass right by on the ol' radar screen. Course, sometimes I think that You might not have meant for America to happen, but You're omniscient and Your wisdom is beyond my ken, I'm sure. So I'm guessing that Your ineffable Divine Plan (run it past an ordinary five year old child yet?) is for me to solve some of the more noisome problems we face.
Remember, that's an H&K P7M13. An MP5, while nice, is not necessarily the right tool for the job. And I'd like to do the job right, because clearly every time I use Your gift will be a devotion unto You.
Cass