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There is always a bright side.

I have just remembered this one.

This house has an extraordinarily well-stocked liquor cabinet.


EDIT: Filling the glass with 6 oz of 151 and pouring in just enough coke (oops, you shall not see the mistype on THAT ONE) to turn it all brown and draining it and then realising that you havne't eaten much today is the way to get drunk REALLY FAST.

EDIT TO THE EDIT, YO: Actually, the way to get drunk really fast is to slam a triple shot of Absinthe (obviously improperly prepared, we were banging our chests together and seeing who had the biggest balls (and I totally won, too, which rocked since I was the only one in that pissing contest who had no literal balls)) and then realise you can't breathe.

Seriously.

Try it some time. WIth the 80 proof stuff from Spain. You. Cannot. Breathe. When you slam that shit.

I went from zero to drunk in, literally, five seconds and one hell of a coughing spasm. Or there was the time we found out it seems possible to get slightly tiddly off of the smell of Benromach 20 year old Single Malt. I love Benromach nearly as much as I love Macallen Ten Year Old, and someday, I shall buy a bottle of Macallen 20 year old and have a very expelusive drinking party with, like, mylself and McArcus.

But bloody fucking hell, if it's going to run me 230.00 to buy a bottle of 21 year old Macallen, the LEAAT they could do would be to have a shop that sold it in WASHINGTON WE ARE TOO A REAL STATE FUCKERS.

Know i've seen it here, too but I can't remember where. Fuckers.

EDIT TO THE POWER OF CUBE: Off to get more drunk. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Never play the link game on Livejournal, because I promise you do not want to know where it comes out.

Bear in mind that I have been randomely subjected to "gamer_girls" who get snippy over someone posting a nude pic of herself wrapped up in a SNES because it is "demeaning' for her to do thise, goatse AND tubgirl, neither of which, when described, really, um, lived up to their technicolour glory, and a community that I will denigrate as stupid based ont eh fact that it is for the children personalities of MPD people to post in, but most of it looks like stupid "big people' adverstising for 'little people". As in, it goes a ltitle something like this:

Wen u joyne, we will tell everyun that u hev dun so becuz it wil make us happee.

Seriously, that's not me being fingers-no-worky, that's like, seriously, how it's spelled.

WTF? Am I the ONLY child in the world, o literate flist, who did NOT write like that? Well, NOW, YES, but I have chemical reasons!

These are my conclusuions, from playing the link game today (anbd it was all, like, three clicks at most):

1) Livejournal is where you can "be yourself".
2) "Yourself" is disgusting and unnatural and should probably be shot.
3) I live in a country that permits ownership of firearms.

More seriously, and I realise that I asked for it by clicking the links, I'm not saying that omg there should have been a 405 Error - "You have clicked on a link that will offend you" - on the other side of the link, but honestly - how many people Just Like You are there? If you get your rocks off by draping yourself in a SNES, or by typing like a moron on crack, fine and good. But honestly - the world of the people who share your fetish is not as large as LJ leads you to believe. NOt that I'm saying that the SNES girl wasn't hot, because she was, and the idiots who were on about how she was "degrading" all women everywhere should be slow-roasted over a nice fire, because THEY are the idiots who degrade ME, or something. I'm just saying that if you find 200 people who share your interest, there are still 6 billion + peple ion the world who DON'T share it.

You are not normal just because you have a shared interest, or because people join your cmmunity of "people who are aroused by lint" or whatever. You are a freak, still; but you are now a freak leading a (small) movement.

You are, in other words, a little TOO special, and a little TOO MUCH of a unique snowflake, and someone, somewhere, has a blowtorch.

More rum!