The Spam Diaries, chapter the manyeth.

I do not need spam from "Tommy Riddle".

No, really. I don't.

I do need a slave, however. Am looking for non-fussy eater, enjoys reading, prepared to take orders, will start car on all mornings other than early April and mid October so that climate control can be performed, will search websites for places to publish stories, will correlate list of titles with functional web sites or other contact as appropriate, light cleaning, ability to take dictation a la Secret Honor. No heavy lifting, accomodations provided. Must like Pulp. Must not ask questions of channonyarrow - there is always a method to the madness. When there is no method, only madness, there are always swords. Must have no proficiency whatsoever in the use of: knives, rifles, recurve longbows, swords, handguns. Good with plants a must.