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I'm never going to be employed, so I have decided that I should just kill myself now, in an amusing fashion so that my life insurance kicks in and my funeral is paid for.
Or, to put it another way, that moment in the interview? That one where you have just lied your ass off and now you have to fix it?
Yeah, that moment sucks. And I didn't even mean to lie. I thought I did everything that I SHOULD, but...I forgot to look at the website. And before I could stop myself, there I was lying, saying that yes, I had.
That was like walking into a pit trap. Full of bears. And being covered in honey.
Argh.
Or, to put it another way, that moment in the interview? That one where you have just lied your ass off and now you have to fix it?
Yeah, that moment sucks. And I didn't even mean to lie. I thought I did everything that I SHOULD, but...I forgot to look at the website. And before I could stop myself, there I was lying, saying that yes, I had.
That was like walking into a pit trap. Full of bears. And being covered in honey.
Argh.
