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I put on makeup today at 12:30. Because I hate lipstick, this was eye makeup only.
By 2:30 (in the intervening two hours, I sat quietly and did embroidery, drove somewhere, and had an interview) it looked like Rocky Raccoon.
By now (because I fundamentally don't care enough whether the nice people at Trader Joe's like my makeup or not) I strongly resemble whatshisname from My Chemical Romance.
I will be killing myself now. I am not sure if this urge comes from the fact that I fail the estrogen test or that I know that there is a band called My Chemical Romance that has a lead singer that wears a lot of eye makeup. And if it's the latter, it'll probably be because I have just failed the age test and am, in fact, an adult. Legally, I will be required to buy a cane and hit people with it. When not hitting people with my cane, I will be required to start sentences with phrases like "You younguns today don't know what it was like in MY day..."
Also, I have statistically determined that the only situation in which makeup stays put is when soap and water is applied to it.
By 2:30 (in the intervening two hours, I sat quietly and did embroidery, drove somewhere, and had an interview) it looked like Rocky Raccoon.
By now (because I fundamentally don't care enough whether the nice people at Trader Joe's like my makeup or not) I strongly resemble whatshisname from My Chemical Romance.
I will be killing myself now. I am not sure if this urge comes from the fact that I fail the estrogen test or that I know that there is a band called My Chemical Romance that has a lead singer that wears a lot of eye makeup. And if it's the latter, it'll probably be because I have just failed the age test and am, in fact, an adult. Legally, I will be required to buy a cane and hit people with it. When not hitting people with my cane, I will be required to start sentences with phrases like "You younguns today don't know what it was like in MY day..."
Also, I have statistically determined that the only situation in which makeup stays put is when soap and water is applied to it.