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As if it is not enough that I am actively bleeding (I think one of the dogs got me accidentally in the latest round of "Everyone run around the table like morons") and I am about to start doing my taxes, after I go see that groomer, Strand Releasing just sent me an advert that Mysterious Skin is out on DVD.
Damn you Strand Releasing! Damn you to Hell!
And what is worse, Strand Releasing, is that you are offering the director's edition. Damn you, and may something nasty eat your eyes.
In the meantime, keep a copy of that one handy for me, cause I'm gonna buy it when I can. That and 101 Rentboys Uncut. Because my love for your titles knows no bounds. It is possible that we dare not speak its name, even.
But in the meantime - Norman Reedus.
THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH, I HAVE OTHER LOVES BESIDE YOU.
I really hope that someone, somewhere, will actually read these posts squeeing about actors and think that I am in fact female, and ignore the sort of product Strand handles and not conclude that I am actually a gay man. Otherwise, this sort of emotional revelation is just too over the top, and will be ceased immediately. I don't mind sharing things like that I worked at Jack In The Box, but it's just too humiliating to admit that I find some actors very, very attractive indeed.
Or I could go the traditional route, which would involve a whole lot less squealing about Norman Reedus, Nick Stahl, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Angelina Jolie, and just icon my breasts.
Damn you Strand Releasing! Damn you to Hell!
And what is worse, Strand Releasing, is that you are offering the director's edition. Damn you, and may something nasty eat your eyes.
In the meantime, keep a copy of that one handy for me, cause I'm gonna buy it when I can. That and 101 Rentboys Uncut. Because my love for your titles knows no bounds. It is possible that we dare not speak its name, even.
But in the meantime - Norman Reedus.
THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH, I HAVE OTHER LOVES BESIDE YOU.
I really hope that someone, somewhere, will actually read these posts squeeing about actors and think that I am in fact female, and ignore the sort of product Strand handles and not conclude that I am actually a gay man. Otherwise, this sort of emotional revelation is just too over the top, and will be ceased immediately. I don't mind sharing things like that I worked at Jack In The Box, but it's just too humiliating to admit that I find some actors very, very attractive indeed.
Or I could go the traditional route, which would involve a whole lot less squealing about Norman Reedus, Nick Stahl, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Angelina Jolie, and just icon my breasts.
