How sad is it that I don't want to get published because I think what I say has any merit, but because there are other people out there that I know and hate, who write and who suck at writing, and I want to be published because if they're published and I'm not, they're somehow better than I am?
I want to be published because it's revenge.
And now, back to the crack.
I want to be published because it's revenge.
And now, back to the crack.