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So there are some things we all know, right?
1. If you are a corporation! Do not ever put personal information on a laptop!
Why: It will be stolen.
2. If you are a political figure! Do not have gay sex when you oppose gay rights!
Why: You will be denounced as the hypocrite you are.
3. If you are a political figure! Do not send emails indicating your sexual preference OR your affiliation with lobbyists!
Why: In this day and age, it is possible to trace emails and verify them.
4. If you are a celebrity in any arena! Do not do things that offend your fan base!
Why: If you demonstrate that you are racist or a hypocrite, you will be eaten alive.
5. If you are the US Government! Remember to protect all the computers, not some.
Why: Viruses don't only attack the better-quality computers and being vulnerable is not really the image Homeland Security wants to send.
These are things that everyone knows. Except for the people who keep getting caught by them.
I want an icon that says "You people are morons."
This post brought to you by Starbucks, who just lost a couple laptops.
1. If you are a corporation! Do not ever put personal information on a laptop!
Why: It will be stolen.
2. If you are a political figure! Do not have gay sex when you oppose gay rights!
Why: You will be denounced as the hypocrite you are.
3. If you are a political figure! Do not send emails indicating your sexual preference OR your affiliation with lobbyists!
Why: In this day and age, it is possible to trace emails and verify them.
4. If you are a celebrity in any arena! Do not do things that offend your fan base!
Why: If you demonstrate that you are racist or a hypocrite, you will be eaten alive.
5. If you are the US Government! Remember to protect all the computers, not some.
Why: Viruses don't only attack the better-quality computers and being vulnerable is not really the image Homeland Security wants to send.
These are things that everyone knows. Except for the people who keep getting caught by them.
I want an icon that says "You people are morons."
This post brought to you by Starbucks, who just lost a couple laptops.
