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I need:
1. A stiff drink. Yes, even at nine am.
2. A new tattoo. I'm seriously considering a line from Heaven Help Us, or from Ashes To Ashes, possibly with a picture of a wolf for reasons I am not disclosing at this time.
3. An assload of Magic cards.
4. Patience.
5. NOT to get another-goddamn-neurotic-email-from-any-one-I-work-with, THANK YOU.
6. To run away and join the circus or move to Cambodia and become a druglord.
7. 5000 words.
8. The Umbrella Academy Achieved!
9. A dozen strap-ends of various sizes.
10. To use today's carefully-crafted outfit for its intended evil: It is time to verbally slay people, and that's easier when you're dressed aggro rather than when you look like a goth carebear.
11. Time off. Like, a month.
12. To return my coat.
13. To get to the end of my email. Preferably without provoking NEW emails.
14. Not to throw anything (the serger, people, books, manuscripts, anything) out the window in a fit of rage while shrieking "THAT'LL SHOW YOU, MOTHERFUCKER."
15. To pay the power bill.
16. Another stiff drink.
17. To tag another month's worth of posts.
18. Not to be miserable, particularly not about things I can't change. Note: Anything I can't immediately solve through application of money, reasonable effort, firepower, or sarcasm is something I can't change. I AM GOING TO MAKE SUCH A GOOD ALCOHOLIC.
1. A stiff drink. Yes, even at nine am.
2. A new tattoo. I'm seriously considering a line from Heaven Help Us, or from Ashes To Ashes, possibly with a picture of a wolf for reasons I am not disclosing at this time.
3. An assload of Magic cards.
4. Patience.
5. NOT to get another-goddamn-neurotic-email-from-any-one-I-work-with, THANK YOU.
6. To run away and join the circus or move to Cambodia and become a druglord.
7. 5000 words.
9. A dozen strap-ends of various sizes.
10. To use today's carefully-crafted outfit for its intended evil: It is time to verbally slay people, and that's easier when you're dressed aggro rather than when you look like a goth carebear.
11. Time off. Like, a month.
12. To return my coat.
13. To get to the end of my email. Preferably without provoking NEW emails.
14. Not to throw anything (the serger, people, books, manuscripts, anything) out the window in a fit of rage while shrieking "THAT'LL SHOW YOU, MOTHERFUCKER."
15. To pay the power bill.
16. Another stiff drink.
17. To tag another month's worth of posts.
18. Not to be miserable, particularly not about things I can't change. Note: Anything I can't immediately solve through application of money, reasonable effort, firepower, or sarcasm is something I can't change. I AM GOING TO MAKE SUCH A GOOD ALCOHOLIC.
