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Before I race off for brunch and avoidance (any meal is brunch if it combines breakfast food with beer, and that's really the extent of what I ask for from a meal), a meme, from everyone and their dog, most recently ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
spamcola and jkivela.
January: On balance, brown and blue hair was not the best possible option.
February: Today's pressing question: Can I make a business case to be sent to SXSW for work?
March: I am good at my job...except when my boss is routed in on an email, when I can fuck up some really, really basic facts.
April: I like April Fool's Day just fine.
May: Iron Man rocked. I am going to go see it like four more times and buy the DVD and love it and squeeze it and name it George.
June: - I saw a car with the license plate "Jwalk" this weekend. No one will get this, but it gave me quite a turn, I can tell you.
July: I think you all should know that I am planning a clown costume for a Batman party I'm going to.
August: If I was really using Goodreads properly (and frankly, it's one of the very, very few webthings that I enjoy) I would get a WiFi-enabled computer and go home and go through ALL of my books and put them up, then start looking at lists to find out what I've read that I haven't got copies of, and then I would start feeling successful.
September: Jesus fuck, Gerard, you just won Gerard Sex Chicken.
October: The first "teachable moment" in my resume-counselling with my outplacement person should not be how I should not attach the wrong resume to the email.
November: I'm reminded every single day, that I am not a perfect man. I will not be a perfect president. But I can promise you this, I will always tell you what I think and where I stand; I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you when we disagree, and most importantly I will open the doors of government and ask you to be involved in your democracy again.
December: None of these are new. However, they evidently bear motherfucking repeating.
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And the rot has set in. My Bender icon has disappeared, replaced by something that looks like Nintendo on crack, and I am Not Happy. I probably still have it saved somewhere on my hd, but it's been entirely long enough that who the fuck knows.
spamcola and jkivela.January: On balance, brown and blue hair was not the best possible option.
February: Today's pressing question: Can I make a business case to be sent to SXSW for work?
March: I am good at my job...except when my boss is routed in on an email, when I can fuck up some really, really basic facts.
April: I like April Fool's Day just fine.
May: Iron Man rocked. I am going to go see it like four more times and buy the DVD and love it and squeeze it and name it George.
June: - I saw a car with the license plate "Jwalk" this weekend. No one will get this, but it gave me quite a turn, I can tell you.
July: I think you all should know that I am planning a clown costume for a Batman party I'm going to.
August: If I was really using Goodreads properly (and frankly, it's one of the very, very few webthings that I enjoy) I would get a WiFi-enabled computer and go home and go through ALL of my books and put them up, then start looking at lists to find out what I've read that I haven't got copies of, and then I would start feeling successful.
September: Jesus fuck, Gerard, you just won Gerard Sex Chicken.
October: The first "teachable moment" in my resume-counselling with my outplacement person should not be how I should not attach the wrong resume to the email.
November: I'm reminded every single day, that I am not a perfect man. I will not be a perfect president. But I can promise you this, I will always tell you what I think and where I stand; I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you when we disagree, and most importantly I will open the doors of government and ask you to be involved in your democracy again.
December: None of these are new. However, they evidently bear motherfucking repeating.
*****
And the rot has set in. My Bender icon has disappeared, replaced by something that looks like Nintendo on crack, and I am Not Happy. I probably still have it saved somewhere on my hd, but it's been entirely long enough that who the fuck knows.
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