Math

Desire to have someone actually make me do things like get off the couch and go to class + desire to watch John Cleese-centric Monty Python skits + presence of various uniforms in many John Cleese skits = apparent desire to have John Cleese follow me around and shout me into doing things.

And then of course I think of the Hitler In England sketch, and it just all goes pear-shaped.

But would it not be marvellous? I heart John Cleese, I'm really kicking myself that I decided I couldn't afford to go to his show when he was here recently. On the plus side, he'll likely be touring again soon, given the terms of his divorce settlement, and I'm never averse to profiting off of human misery.