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Things I will not do, part the billiontyeth:

I will not dress as Johnny Depp's movie roles for Halloween.

I will not wear a Mad Hatter hat, a Sweeney Todd wig, Willy Wonka goggles, Jack Sparrow coat, Edward Scissorhands hands (or face makeup), and Inspector Abberline's trousers, and call it good.

I will not do this because the pants will be boring, and the shoes will be impossible.

Really, I won't do this. Honest.

I had to renew my extra userpics in order to use this icon. That's not a commitment or anything.