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I want to go on vacation, and have just about convinced myself that my tax return will be magically large, my tuition next quarter will be paid for by someone else, and the timebomb that is the car will not go off, enough that I actually wanted to look at plane tickets, but I have no fucking clue where I want to go.

I want to go to:
- a place that has no internet access because all the internet does any more is piss me off.
- a place that is either not a significant tourist destination, or a major city where I wouldn't notice tourists.
- a place where I know no one, because I am pretty much not speaking to the whole world right now.
- a place in the United States because there is no point using this mood to go overseas.
- a place that exists as a destination, rather than as a trip ending point, because I can't drive the car that far.

I do not know where this place is.

However, I will find it, I will go to it, and I will pull it in after myself. And that will solve everything.