Hey, you know what?

[channonyarrow]

If it turns out that, for some ungodly reason, when Deathly Hallows comes out, that Dumbledore didn't die, that all the shit that I can only call OOC (like I certainly never heard anything about Rowling weeping fucking buckets of tears over killing him like she did Sirius, and like the wizard Mnemone or whoever who developed Memory-Modifying Charms) means that, hi, really, it'll turn out that Voldemort turned into a giant dementor and wanted to suck Harry's happiness right out of him so he made Harry think Dumbledore was dead and it was Harry's fault but really Dumbledore wasn't dead- I will throw the fucking book across the room.

Srsly.

I will then return it.

I am so not joking. I know the woman's lame, but that would be lamer than lame, particularly given that I used to be a ginormous fan of Marvel comics, and dead people never died and every time it was like "Hey! We killed off the most popular character! We're fucked for sales! I know! It'll be a giant cosmic entity that created a body that looked like $character, but really character is safe at the bottom of New York Harbour!"

ARGH STOP IT WITH OVERUSED PLOT DEVICES FUCKERS.