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I have managed to convince myself that I left a pot on the stove this morning and that my ten cups of water and assorted HUGE quantities of vegetables (seriously, it's like a 12 quart pot full of soup and it's totally vegan) are slowly, slowly, on low, boiling away and I will get home and it will be like the beginning of Clerks II.
So, I guess I'm leaving early today.
I think this is my first true senior moment. Logical black holes, sure, but not being able to remember when it's IMPORTANT whether I turned the stove on or off? Senior moment.
Oh, and did I mention that I'm actually afraid of changing the batteries in the smoke alarm, so when it went out a couple months ago, I decided to put that off until some mythical time when no one would hear me fuck up and set the alarm off?
My excellent decisions, let me show you them!
So, I guess I'm leaving early today.
I think this is my first true senior moment. Logical black holes, sure, but not being able to remember when it's IMPORTANT whether I turned the stove on or off? Senior moment.
Oh, and did I mention that I'm actually afraid of changing the batteries in the smoke alarm, so when it went out a couple months ago, I decided to put that off until some mythical time when no one would hear me fuck up and set the alarm off?
My excellent decisions, let me show you them!
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