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To add to it all, the little people have gotten my Rammstein CD. I suspect it's in the Matrix Reloaded case which hasn't been seen since about Christmas.
Time to change the locks again.
You think I'm joking? This is merely next in a long series of appearances, disappearances, and misplacements that have taken place over the last two years. I'm starting to think the house is haunted.
I found a Christmas ornament box lid in my closet two weeks ago. No one put it there. We put the ornaments away sans lid in December - I think the lid was in my closet when I moved home in September. It was ALSO on the box when we got it out of the storage. I have no explanation.
A video from Blockbuster went missing. Never seen again.
Approximately fifteen yards of various material (including some I KNOW was in the utility room, where I left it TWO DAYS EARLIER) was found under the stairs. Under a bunch of boxes. Including tax returns from the nineties. No one put it there. No one touches my things anyway, and certainly wouldn't put it there. No explanation.
Tshirts belonging to my brother and his girlfriend disappeared. Found in April, on their bed. They had left in January. No explanation.
A book I've never seen before turned up in my boxed stuff when I moved home. Likeliest explanation is that it wound up there when my parents packed some of my stuff this summer. It is not my book, has never been my book, and it is no one else's either. We had no houseguests who read Foucault (neither do I) for about...oh, fifteen years, at least. No explanation.
A coat, known to have been packed in a suitcase belonging to my brother eventually turned up in a box of sporting goods. No one has played badminton in at least twenty years. No explanation.
A box, shipped to the house and received by my father, known to have been brought into the house and NEVER TO HAVE LEFT turned up in COLORADO. Again, no explanation.
I've lived a long time with a high degree of ESP and precognition and have seen it in all my siblings and my mother (we have different skills, but all paranormal - I do not care if you believe in it or not, I'll tell you about me, the blackberries, and the Green River Killer sometime.) I have no explanation for ANY of this. Nothing out of the ordinary has happened in our neighborhood. Nothing out of the ordinary has happened in our house. We have changed the locks once in the last year.
Clearly it is time to do so again.
ETA - I want a paranoid mood icon too.
Time to change the locks again.
You think I'm joking? This is merely next in a long series of appearances, disappearances, and misplacements that have taken place over the last two years. I'm starting to think the house is haunted.
I found a Christmas ornament box lid in my closet two weeks ago. No one put it there. We put the ornaments away sans lid in December - I think the lid was in my closet when I moved home in September. It was ALSO on the box when we got it out of the storage. I have no explanation.
A video from Blockbuster went missing. Never seen again.
Approximately fifteen yards of various material (including some I KNOW was in the utility room, where I left it TWO DAYS EARLIER) was found under the stairs. Under a bunch of boxes. Including tax returns from the nineties. No one put it there. No one touches my things anyway, and certainly wouldn't put it there. No explanation.
Tshirts belonging to my brother and his girlfriend disappeared. Found in April, on their bed. They had left in January. No explanation.
A book I've never seen before turned up in my boxed stuff when I moved home. Likeliest explanation is that it wound up there when my parents packed some of my stuff this summer. It is not my book, has never been my book, and it is no one else's either. We had no houseguests who read Foucault (neither do I) for about...oh, fifteen years, at least. No explanation.
A coat, known to have been packed in a suitcase belonging to my brother eventually turned up in a box of sporting goods. No one has played badminton in at least twenty years. No explanation.
A box, shipped to the house and received by my father, known to have been brought into the house and NEVER TO HAVE LEFT turned up in COLORADO. Again, no explanation.
I've lived a long time with a high degree of ESP and precognition and have seen it in all my siblings and my mother (we have different skills, but all paranormal - I do not care if you believe in it or not, I'll tell you about me, the blackberries, and the Green River Killer sometime.) I have no explanation for ANY of this. Nothing out of the ordinary has happened in our neighborhood. Nothing out of the ordinary has happened in our house. We have changed the locks once in the last year.
Clearly it is time to do so again.
ETA - I want a paranoid mood icon too.
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