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HELLO I AM LIKE HALF CUT ALREAYD AND IT IS NOT EVEN TWO PEE EM WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD THAT I MUST DRINK TO KILL THE PAIN?:
OH RIGHT, IT IS THA T THERE IS NO FUCKING JUSTICE IN IT.
...FUCK I CANNOT REMEMBER THAT SONG, OH RIGHT.
See, not drunk: Wait, forgot it again. Uh...RIGHT! Supercaliffragilisticexpialidocious maybe I am a lot more drunk than I thought, but I TYPE BEAUTIFULLY.
CRISIS OF FAITH AND CONSCIENCE HERE I COME.
Sad. when my drunk typing is better than my IM typing. NOW YOU KNOW WHY I AM NEVER ON IM. MY SHAME, IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
Well, that's not trrue. If my shame knew no bounds, I would be FIND with wearing very short skirts all over the place.
...wait, I do dthat. AWESOME. I HAVE NOT HAD SHAME SINCE 1969, I QM RETROCTIVELY SHAMELESS.
THAT IS BEFORE I WAS BORN, BITCHES. I HAVE NOT HAD SHAME EVER. I JUST DON'T LIKE IM.
EXPECT MORE DRUNK SHOUTING POSTS.
OH RIGHT, IT IS THA T THERE IS NO FUCKING JUSTICE IN IT.
...FUCK I CANNOT REMEMBER THAT SONG, OH RIGHT.
See, not drunk: Wait, forgot it again. Uh...RIGHT! Supercaliffragilisticexpialidocious maybe I am a lot more drunk than I thought, but I TYPE BEAUTIFULLY.
CRISIS OF FAITH AND CONSCIENCE HERE I COME.
Sad. when my drunk typing is better than my IM typing. NOW YOU KNOW WHY I AM NEVER ON IM. MY SHAME, IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
Well, that's not trrue. If my shame knew no bounds, I would be FIND with wearing very short skirts all over the place.
...wait, I do dthat. AWESOME. I HAVE NOT HAD SHAME SINCE 1969, I QM RETROCTIVELY SHAMELESS.
THAT IS BEFORE I WAS BORN, BITCHES. I HAVE NOT HAD SHAME EVER. I JUST DON'T LIKE IM.
EXPECT MORE DRUNK SHOUTING POSTS.
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