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[channonyarrow]

I have: a lot of carrots.

I have: no fucking clue what to do with them.

I am going to: experiment.

My hoped-for outcome: that no one dies and nothing is obliterated by fire.

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In other news: iTunes is being an assy bitch, possibly in conjunction with Last.fm, and I hate them both. Also, I am seized with the desire to move, as far away as I can, and I don't know why, nor what I would do when I got there, but it seems like an odd option, given that I resisted moving to New York when I was laid off.

Or maybe that was just my spider-senses, saying "HAHAHAHA THE ECONOMY IS ABOUT TO SUCK, ASSHAT, STAY HERE."

I have no other reason why I would even think that moving to New York NOW might be, you know, sort of AWESOME.

Comments

[alasandalack.livejournal.com]

when ordinary humans experiment with carrots, they end up with embarrassing abrasions.

when you experiment with carrots, people burst into flames and die.

why aren't i surprised?

New York

[camlewis.livejournal.com]

I, for one, would love to see you move to within driving distance. I'm about a 4.5 hour drive from NYC... but let's face it, nobody lives IN NYC without roommates or a ludicrously well-paying job, so you might even be closer.

[drui-en.livejournal.com]

Carrot ginger soup with cumin. :)