channonyarrow

No idea, but it's a jungle island in Indonesia that seems to not have as much strife as, say, Java or Bali. On the other hand, it's also partially Brunei and Malaysia, so maybe Papua would be a better choice. That island's far from Jakarta and the natives are really dark-skinned, so it's treated about how we treat the Ozarks. So, you know. I'd trade snow for cyclones and monsoons, no problem. I'd even take having to be Christian on my ID and having to learn Bahasa Indonesia. And we could get awesome tattoos if we could find someone to do them (that, of course, is banned in Indonesia).

At this point, I am not totally sure I'll be able to go over to my parents' house for Christmas, frankly. It's gonna depend on when and if all this ice fucking melts. I slid walking out of the driveway; god knows if the car'll make it.