Sometimes, pride really does goeth before a fall, if by "pride" you mean "elation at getting another copyedit and therefore the money to close out the Buy A PC Laptop So You Can Do Back-End Programming At Home Fuckhead" and you qualify fall with "into the edge of the bathtub, shin first."
OW OW OW THERE IS A GODDAMN DENT IN MY LEG AND IT HURTS WAY MORE THAN MORTAL MAN IS MEANT TO EVER FEEL BUT AT LEAST I CAN BEAR WEIGHT ON MY LEG AGAIN.
Note to self: Not making bets with god was your BEST PLAN EVER. GO BACK TO THAT.
OW OW OW THERE IS A GODDAMN DENT IN MY LEG AND IT HURTS WAY MORE THAN MORTAL MAN IS MEANT TO EVER FEEL BUT AT LEAST I CAN BEAR WEIGHT ON MY LEG AGAIN.
Note to self: Not making bets with god was your BEST PLAN EVER. GO BACK TO THAT.
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