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[channonyarrow]

I am so completely crap at writing the activation of a time travel device, frankly, that it's a bit embarrassing. You'd think I'd been asked to evaluate the special relativity theory for its adherence to Kabbalah teachings and was just sort of flailing about like this: kslgjslkjwel;kjewlejgws.

In other news, I bought a can opener, because my can opener is actually an early warning sign for the Apocalypse. I call it Clancy.

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[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

Ah! but the can opener is the key to unlock the link between Kabalah and Relativity. (You know all copies of the Talmud move at different speeds according to who's holding them, don't you?? Well, you would've known if you'd asked the can opener!)

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

But first, I have to open the box and determine if the Kabalah is alive or dead. Or maybe just pissed off for having its box disturbed...Heisenberg's Kabalah Uncertainty Principle With Dual Action Can Opener!

[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

When in doubt... poke it with a stick!!!

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine used to say, in execrable German, "When in doubt, hit it with a chainsaw."

It's sort of like that. You really need a chainsaw to deal with a pissed-off Kabalah-In-A-Box.

[scifispice80.livejournal.com]

I've been meaning to mention this for a while, but I think that whole time travel bit was great. When you mess with time, things are so hard to deal with. I think Captain Janeway said it best...

"Time travel - from my first day in the job as a Starfleet Captain, I swore that I would never get myself caught in one of these god-forsaken paradoxes, the future is the past, the past is the future, it all gives me an headache...."

But was nicely done. And that actually sounds like an interesting proposal. Sound like some of the presentations I used to do. One of my faves was my analysis of the evolution of the relationship between religion and science through the seasons of The X-Files.... I am such a fangirl, hee *licks Gillan Anderson's face*