Dear Microsoft

[channonyarrow]

I want a real trash and a fake trash on Outlook. Every time I decide I can trash something, I find out that, no, actually, THAT was the thing I should have saved. So my idea is that there would be a fake trash, where I could put things to pretend that they'd been thrown away, and then a real trash that has an infinite storage and never, ever autodeletes.

Actually, contact Yahoo when you get this thing worked out, will you?

And it's not like I'm stupid - I save things a ridiculously long time. But Murphy's Law is my bestest friend evar. That's all I'm saying.

Also, pay me a million dollars when you're done because I am TEH GEEENYUS at telling you what people really want in their computers.

In the meantime, I will go make myself look like a total fool, getting the name of the book I just proofed so that I can generate an invoice.

I generate invoices! I should quit thinking that's cool.

Comments

[sathariel.livejournal.com]

They're already doing this. It is called Gmail. Want an account?

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

I've got a Gmail, but thank you. Mainly, I need it at work, where they use Outlook, which is kind of cool but needs a different trash.