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Some kids need grief counselling after reading Harry Potter.
Okay. See this? It's a big iron ball with spikes on. Some people call it a morningstar, some people call it an appointment.
I call it grief counselling.
It is a BOOK. Book =/= real life in this instance. In fact, I doubt most autobiographies = real life anymore.
This means that the nice person who dies at the end of Harry Potter ISN'T REAL. NOT REAL NOT REAL NEVER WAS REAL NEVER WILL BE REAL.
LIFE IS NOT AN A-HA VIDEO! And yes, I realise that that reference is about twenty years too old for these kids; so fucking what? YOU ARGUING WITH ME? YOU NEED SOME GRIEF COUNSELLING?
Seriously, I don't get it. But we'll pretend that I wasn't pleased by the death. I still don't get it. These kids must've read the Poky Little Puppy and cried. Or Three Little Kittens Who Lost Their Mittens and called CPS.
Entitlement much?
Okay. See this? It's a big iron ball with spikes on. Some people call it a morningstar, some people call it an appointment.
I call it grief counselling.
It is a BOOK. Book =/= real life in this instance. In fact, I doubt most autobiographies = real life anymore.
This means that the nice person who dies at the end of Harry Potter ISN'T REAL. NOT REAL NOT REAL NEVER WAS REAL NEVER WILL BE REAL.
LIFE IS NOT AN A-HA VIDEO! And yes, I realise that that reference is about twenty years too old for these kids; so fucking what? YOU ARGUING WITH ME? YOU NEED SOME GRIEF COUNSELLING?
Seriously, I don't get it. But we'll pretend that I wasn't pleased by the death. I still don't get it. These kids must've read the Poky Little Puppy and cried. Or Three Little Kittens Who Lost Their Mittens and called CPS.
Entitlement much?
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