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[channonyarrow]

Somewhere in the world it is a civilized time out. This is not that place.

Why, god, why?

AND I have time-dependent errands that aren't going to get run.

I'm going to need a hammer in WI. This should scare you all.

Comments

[emjay42.livejournal.com]

A hammer...? If it's a well-balanced claw hammer, I don't think there's really much to fear from that... Professional hammer throwers of the world: UNITE!

However, if the sole purpose of said hammer is to be swung around wildly in an attempt to keep a defensible safety perimeter between you and others, then there's not much that I can say to defend that. Now, a baseball bat... THEREin lies the fun!

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Damn...I forgot my Calvin and Hobbes book today...otherwise I would have the perfect smirky icon for you. In compensation, you may have the ducttape icon.

The hammer is a well-balanced claw hammer, moderately functional, that I can use to hit people who annoy me set grommets.

The knife is for hitting.

Got a hammer handy, or shall I bring my own?

[emjay42.livejournal.com]

We have a hammer, however I cannot speak for it's balance or it's possible throwability. Of course, I am wondering how you are hoping to get a hammer through the 'oh so lovely' security measures that our post-9/11 airports have instigated.

At any rate, hopefully the need to... um, SET GROMMETS will not be that severe once you are here.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Some people do crack; I set grommets.

And I can safely say that if I can get four knives into England, Belgium, France, Spain, Canada, and the United States, using a variety of border crossing methods including at least four flights, I can get a hammer to Wisconsin. But I won't. I'll use yours. My dad might need to hit a nail or two after all.

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

Security at General Mitchell is rather tight. However, if you pack it in your stowed luggage, I'd say it's possible.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

No one believes me that you can pack any and all weaponry other than the explosive kind (and I include camp stoves) in your checked and no one cares. All you have to do with a gun is verify with the airline that it will be on the plane and that it is unloaded.

Now, of course, I'll get busted. Well, it's all...presents. Yeah.

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

Axes! I say! Axes!
Who cares about bloody hammers??
AXES!!!! They are the way forward!
Pave my way into the future with axes!
And yours, too!

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

*uses axe to set grommet*

*cuts off fingers*

*bleeds*

*dies*

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

Use the OTHER end! The OTHER end! *revives you in excitmenet, gives you axes, let you try again"

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

*tries again*

*is successful*

Thanks!

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

AXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!