I AM DEFEATED BY AUTOPAY.
I CEDE THIS FIELD OF BATTLE AND WILL NOW DRIVE HOME, A GOOD FIFTEEN MILES AWAY AND THEN BACK, A GOOD TWELVE MILES, TO PAY MY BLOODY CAR PAYMENT BY CHEQUE BECAUSE THE FUCKING CAR INSURANCE COMPANY HAS NOT BLOODY UPDATED AND I DO NOT OWE THEM $176.00, THANK YOU, BUT I CANNOT PAY WHAT I DO OWE BECAUSE THEY DON'T TAKE PARTIAL PAYMENTS.
Fuckers. Stupid goddamn internet, stupid goddamn internet bill pay, stupid goddamn car insurance, stupid goddamn me for thinking that in this age of debit cards I could leave my chequebook at home on occasion because nobody takes fucking cheques!
On the brighter side, I paid the phone bill. I am so fucking broke.
ETA: This is not my car insurance payment, this is getting the post office to recognise a change of address form! That's what it is! Except not! But it's that game! That one game! That Douglas Adams game!
lord_javac, what the fuck am I talking about?
*puts down the crack*
But yay I remembered to fax in my timesheet before I left! I write all this shit down and then I forget to do it.
I CEDE THIS FIELD OF BATTLE AND WILL NOW DRIVE HOME, A GOOD FIFTEEN MILES AWAY AND THEN BACK, A GOOD TWELVE MILES, TO PAY MY BLOODY CAR PAYMENT BY CHEQUE BECAUSE THE FUCKING CAR INSURANCE COMPANY HAS NOT BLOODY UPDATED AND I DO NOT OWE THEM $176.00, THANK YOU, BUT I CANNOT PAY WHAT I DO OWE BECAUSE THEY DON'T TAKE PARTIAL PAYMENTS.
Fuckers. Stupid goddamn internet, stupid goddamn internet bill pay, stupid goddamn car insurance, stupid goddamn me for thinking that in this age of debit cards I could leave my chequebook at home on occasion because nobody takes fucking cheques!
On the brighter side, I paid the phone bill. I am so fucking broke.
ETA: This is not my car insurance payment, this is getting the post office to recognise a change of address form! That's what it is! Except not! But it's that game! That one game! That Douglas Adams game!
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*puts down the crack*
But yay I remembered to fax in my timesheet before I left! I write all this shit down and then I forget to do it.
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Or you could mean Krikkit, but I don't think so.
Douglas Adams rules.
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If I get drunk, I'm blaming you.
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You know, that's probably the first time I've ever cheered for Bureaucracy in my life. I think it's probably time to crawl back into the hole I came from and die.
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And dude, you are complaining about my verbing "icon" when you're "new-blacking" my icon? Wanker!
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