What I'd like to do at school, by Cass, age 20

All right, last one of these, and I'd just like to point out that everyone should quit being so fucking funny on chat.

Talking to tararaven about her dissertation on Late Bronze Age/Early Iron Age transition period axes and how there is a type, Sompting, that does not, technically, exist, because the archaeologist that typed it is a fuckwit and has been destroying axes for 25 years now.

Axes, I found, are taking over her brain.

tararaven: *tears at hair and runs around screaming*
cass: Now I want to kill someone with a properly-typed axe.
tararaven: I HATE BURGESS
tararaven: I HATE HIM!!!!!
tararaven: Of course - you would ONLY kill with a properly typed axe
cass: Of course.
cass: Also, I've got a lovely sword.
tararaven: you see, that#s what my poll was about - The FUCKWIT Burgess made up this type 'Sompting' which, frankly, does not axes
tararaven: exist
tararaven: i mean
cass: THAT would be a slip of the Freud, dear.
tararaven: *dies*
tararaven: I just love axes
cass: *posts*

(no subject)

I post this only because - and I say again ONLY because orionnoire has referred to it.

orionnoire: Is chocolate body paint considered as candy?
pragmaticthorn: Hm. I don't know...but I DO know what meme you're doing.
orionnoire: *looks innocent*
orionnoire: I got Snape under my bed *SQUEE!*
pragmaticthorn: I had him first!
orionnoire: No way!
orionnoire: He's mine, all mine!
pragmaticthorn: With a vibrating wand no less.
pragmaticthorn: Fight you for him!
orionnoire: *Sends pilatory curse at Cass"
pragmaticthorn: *is covered in hair*
pragmaticthorn: *sends dancing Snape at Orion to distract her*
orionnoire: *is distracted*
pragmaticthorn: *steals real Snape*
pragmaticthorn: *leaves scene*
orionnoire: Nooooo!
orionnoire: *pouts* I'll get my revenge, yes I will!
pragmaticthorn: what?
pragmaticthorn: Sorry, I was busy with Snape, here.
orionnoire: *enters with both Johnny Depp and Ed Norton*
orionnoire: *blows rasberry*
pragmaticthorn: Holy crap. I have just been trumped by your appearance with them. I have no idea what to do
orionnoire: How about a week Snape with me while you get the other two and then we exchange?
pragmaticthorn: Sure, that sounds great. And if you keep Snape forever, that'll be mostly all right too.
orionnoire: *pets Snape*
pragmaticthorn: *pets Johnny and Ed*
pragmaticthorn: *considers the best way to turn them temporarily into gay zombies ala Pirates of the Caribean*
orionnoire: Now, where the Hell is Angelina?
pragmaticthorn: Oh, over here.
pragmaticthorn: *pulls Angelina Jolie out of closet*
orionnoire: *helps you with those considerations*
pragmaticthorn: Any reason you asked?
orionnoire: Hey! Is that my t-shirt she's wearing?
pragmaticthorn: Er...maybe.
pragmaticthorn: *looks innocent*
orionnoire: *Takes it off her*
orionnoire: I don't expect you'll complain.
pragmaticthorn: ...what?
pragmaticthorn: *drools*
orionnoire: *drags the three boys away while Cass is ... busy*
pragmaticthorn: Shit.
pragmaticthorn: I did not see that one coming.
orionnoire: Hehe *veg*
pragmaticthorn: Yeah, you are evil.
orionnoire: *looks innocent*
orionnoire: Only when it counts
pragmaticthorn: I'm writing to your nuns.
orionnoire: SHIT!
pragmaticthorn: Care to bring the boys back?
orionnoire: That is the ultimate evil!
orionnoire: And blackmail!
pragmaticthorn: Well, true, and I'm really not that cruel.
pragmaticthorn: You may keep them for a while.
orionnoire: *mumbles to self*
pragmaticthorn: *prepares to dodge curses and thrown objects*
orionnoire: Okay. *brings boys back, almost untouched*
pragmaticthorn: I like that almost.
pragmaticthorn: It's good.
orionnoire: Dou you think we should put a leash on them?
orionnoire: It can be used to keep them around and it's kinky too!
pragmaticthorn: Functional in more ways than one!
orionnoire: Precicely!

I'm telling you, this is why I have no real job. However, it brings home to me that I need a Jack Sparrow icon.

Also, my cheese curds do not squeak. I am disappointed by this.