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[channonyarrow]

I post this only because - and I say again ONLY because orionnoire has referred to it.

orionnoire: Is chocolate body paint considered as candy?
pragmaticthorn: Hm. I don't know...but I DO know what meme you're doing.
orionnoire: *looks innocent*
orionnoire: I got Snape under my bed *SQUEE!*
pragmaticthorn: I had him first!
orionnoire: No way!
orionnoire: He's mine, all mine!
pragmaticthorn: With a vibrating wand no less.
pragmaticthorn: Fight you for him!
orionnoire: *Sends pilatory curse at Cass"
pragmaticthorn: *is covered in hair*
pragmaticthorn: *sends dancing Snape at Orion to distract her*
orionnoire: *is distracted*
pragmaticthorn: *steals real Snape*
pragmaticthorn: *leaves scene*
orionnoire: Nooooo!
orionnoire: *pouts* I'll get my revenge, yes I will!
pragmaticthorn: what?
pragmaticthorn: Sorry, I was busy with Snape, here.
orionnoire: *enters with both Johnny Depp and Ed Norton*
orionnoire: *blows rasberry*
pragmaticthorn: Holy crap. I have just been trumped by your appearance with them. I have no idea what to do
orionnoire: How about a week Snape with me while you get the other two and then we exchange?
pragmaticthorn: Sure, that sounds great. And if you keep Snape forever, that'll be mostly all right too.
orionnoire: *pets Snape*
pragmaticthorn: *pets Johnny and Ed*
pragmaticthorn: *considers the best way to turn them temporarily into gay zombies ala Pirates of the Caribean*
orionnoire: Now, where the Hell is Angelina?
pragmaticthorn: Oh, over here.
pragmaticthorn: *pulls Angelina Jolie out of closet*
orionnoire: *helps you with those considerations*
pragmaticthorn: Any reason you asked?
orionnoire: Hey! Is that my t-shirt she's wearing?
pragmaticthorn: Er...maybe.
pragmaticthorn: *looks innocent*
orionnoire: *Takes it off her*
orionnoire: I don't expect you'll complain.
pragmaticthorn: ...what?
pragmaticthorn: *drools*
orionnoire: *drags the three boys away while Cass is ... busy*
pragmaticthorn: Shit.
pragmaticthorn: I did not see that one coming.
orionnoire: Hehe *veg*
pragmaticthorn: Yeah, you are evil.
orionnoire: *looks innocent*
orionnoire: Only when it counts
pragmaticthorn: I'm writing to your nuns.
orionnoire: SHIT!
pragmaticthorn: Care to bring the boys back?
orionnoire: That is the ultimate evil!
orionnoire: And blackmail!
pragmaticthorn: Well, true, and I'm really not that cruel.
pragmaticthorn: You may keep them for a while.
orionnoire: *mumbles to self*
pragmaticthorn: *prepares to dodge curses and thrown objects*
orionnoire: Okay. *brings boys back, almost untouched*
pragmaticthorn: I like that almost.
pragmaticthorn: It's good.
orionnoire: Dou you think we should put a leash on them?
orionnoire: It can be used to keep them around and it's kinky too!
pragmaticthorn: Functional in more ways than one!
orionnoire: Precicely!

I'm telling you, this is why I have no real job. However, it brings home to me that I need a Jack Sparrow icon.

Also, my cheese curds do not squeak. I am disappointed by this.

Comments

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

I think they were tired from the long flight to get them here from Cheesesin - I mean Wisconsin.

However, I shall definitely be contacting my "peeps" in said state and demanding correct, squeaky cheese curds.

Otherwise I shall destroy their tourism industry. FALSE CHEESE!! HAHAHAHA!

[lzz.livejournal.com]

Men on leads!!!!

(I have nothing constructive to say)

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Nothing constructive NEEDS to be said. Men on leads is quite constructive enough, at least for my fantasies of being rich and famous!

[lzz.livejournal.com]

What does being rich and famous have to do with it?

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Either I would have to be rich to get all three of them on leads at the same time, or I would have to be a famous kidnapper...either works.

But technically, I suppose I was distracted by the idea of them on leads when I wrote that comment and my brain got away from me.

[orionnoire.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear! I had the feeling that somehow this conversation was going to get posted somewhere.

*re-reads part about the three boys on leach*

*gets distracted*

Err... what was I saying again? Anyways, it's all good, sharing the leach love. *nods*

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, hell, I hardly know any more - I'm too busy looking at boys on leashes.

I think I need a leashed boy icon too.

[orionnoire.livejournal.com]

Leashed boys icon? *drools* I might have to take it too (if it's open to sharing of course *bats eyelashes*)