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Lucifer. The most misunderstood of all the
ArchAngels, you're most like the ArchAngel of
Light. You've seen the darkside and have opted
for something better. You need better press,
though chances are no one will really
understand your motives.


Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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And no one is surprised.

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I begin to suspect that I will not have a real job until there is a new president. Then the economy will start recovering. As of right now, however, I have no job, so no one has a job, so the economy, to be polite about it, blows goats.

I base this on my amazing and unwanted ability to be at the front of a lot of trends. Punk came back - I was already there. Bluegrass came back - I was already there. Zombie pirates came to the big screen - I was already there.

So, silly examples, but it's true.

I've looked at Wisconsin as a place to get a job several times over the last month. Because basically, I function better in an advisory capacity. I mean, thousands of miles from home. See Thursday's entry if you don't understand.

Idly flipping open the Friendly Exchange, as a way of avoiding updating Snape, I found a best-of list. The top 25 safest cities in the US. I tore my hair out immediately at the realisation that Bremerton, WA (which I loathe with a degree of hatred normally reserved for Border Patrols) is number 8 on the list, and Olympia, which I like (except for the part about Lacey) is number 7.

"Curses!" I thought to myself. "They'll be unlivable in six months!"

For, you see, I recall what happened when Seattle was suddenly "Most Livable", "Safest", "Politest", "Most Likely To Offer You Breakfast On Sundays" and what not.

In comparison, it is now a raving crack den, with a big whore guarding the door.

(The whore is not the Whore of Babylon, but is, in fact, named Microsoft.)

*computer blows up*

So, I feel sorry for Wisconsin. Green Bay is number 12 on the list. Appleton-Oshkosh-Neenah is number 10. And, drumroll please, Madison is number 3.

So, jkivela, niburu33, exairian, juniperlore and all the rest of you that I met when I went out there - my condolences. And my advice.

Flee now.

Otherwise, you're fucked.

And not in the spanky fun kind of way.