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Dear light jumpers,
I have to say, it serves you right. Though I'm not sure how THREE of you tried to jump the same light, I think it's the only POSSIBLE explanation for THAT accident.
Snerkily,
Me
Dear everybody else on the West Valley Highway/405 interchange this morning,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? ARE YOU SO STUPID AS TO NOT REALISE THAT THAT ACCIDENT WE ALL HAD TO GO AROUND WAS CAUSED BY LIGHT JUMPING? I HOPE YOU ALL DIE.
No love,
Me
Dear trees that I park my car under,
IT IS OCTOBER. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, BLEEDING ALL OVER MY CAR? STOP! JUST BLOODY STOP! SAP IS FINE IN SPRING, BUT THIS IS OCTOBER! GET LIVES!
No love at ALL,
Me
Dear self,
Next time you go to the store, learn the difference between jam, jelly, and preserves. I feel sure this will save time in the future.
Me
ETA: Wait, no, sap's never fine. I just expect it in the spring. But it makes my car sticky!
I have to say, it serves you right. Though I'm not sure how THREE of you tried to jump the same light, I think it's the only POSSIBLE explanation for THAT accident.
Snerkily,
Me
Dear everybody else on the West Valley Highway/405 interchange this morning,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? ARE YOU SO STUPID AS TO NOT REALISE THAT THAT ACCIDENT WE ALL HAD TO GO AROUND WAS CAUSED BY LIGHT JUMPING? I HOPE YOU ALL DIE.
No love,
Me
Dear trees that I park my car under,
IT IS OCTOBER. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, BLEEDING ALL OVER MY CAR? STOP! JUST BLOODY STOP! SAP IS FINE IN SPRING, BUT THIS IS OCTOBER! GET LIVES!
No love at ALL,
Me
Dear self,
Next time you go to the store, learn the difference between jam, jelly, and preserves. I feel sure this will save time in the future.
Me
ETA: Wait, no, sap's never fine. I just expect it in the spring. But it makes my car sticky!
