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Tax time again. Hurray! I have found out that due to 1099-MISC, it's not possible to efile. I think I am going to just send them my fucking 1040 form and call it good, if I can find the missing 1099-MISC.
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graeae, 1099-MISC is the government's answer to hentai. You get that form if you earn money from the milk of one cow or if you, you know, self-employ at being a mad bomber, and that form is a tentacle. It gets RIGHT UP THERE, and gets REAL friendly, and means that you will NEVER EVER EVER be able to file your taxes in a sane fashion. You will find: The joy of Schedule SE! The Short schedule SE! The LONG Schedule SE! The 1040 LONG form that you have to use because you cannot use anything else with SE! The completely inappropriate question set! (I am not fucking self-employed, motherfuckers, based on my lack of an EIN or incorporation papers or health insurance provided by myself; I earned some money reading fucking books! And no, I don't have a cow.)
I'm expecting the Cast of Thousands and The Corpses of A Thousand Evil Men, at this point. My tax return is not being filed, it is being sagaed.
So there's that on the list for today, and then "Find a bunch of important paperwork and get a new prescription and generally run around like an idiot and make up for the fact that this weekend was totally lost."
This is like the Journey Into Reagan's Brain. I need to remember to bring matches and flammables in case the IRS collapses around me and I need to blast my way out.
As I told
graeae, 1099-MISC is the government's answer to hentai. You get that form if you earn money from the milk of one cow or if you, you know, self-employ at being a mad bomber, and that form is a tentacle. It gets RIGHT UP THERE, and gets REAL friendly, and means that you will NEVER EVER EVER be able to file your taxes in a sane fashion. You will find: The joy of Schedule SE! The Short schedule SE! The LONG Schedule SE! The 1040 LONG form that you have to use because you cannot use anything else with SE! The completely inappropriate question set! (I am not fucking self-employed, motherfuckers, based on my lack of an EIN or incorporation papers or health insurance provided by myself; I earned some money reading fucking books! And no, I don't have a cow.)I'm expecting the Cast of Thousands and The Corpses of A Thousand Evil Men, at this point. My tax return is not being filed, it is being sagaed.
So there's that on the list for today, and then "Find a bunch of important paperwork and get a new prescription and generally run around like an idiot and make up for the fact that this weekend was totally lost."
This is like the Journey Into Reagan's Brain. I need to remember to bring matches and flammables in case the IRS collapses around me and I need to blast my way out.
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