This just in

I do not, in fact, have a brain tumour. I DO have something called "Aide's Tonic Pupil", which is essentially innocuous and might make it hard to read at some point in life, but there may or may not be treatment for it. Apparently, this is why my left pupil is larger than the other. It might be an artefact from the pseudotumour I once had, given that lordjavac commented on the difference in pupil size after that and I haven't had THAT many optometry appointments.

I do not like having appointments where the doctor has the PDR open in front of him before he says things. However, at this point (and for someone who is basically healthy, this amazes me - it's not like I have some sort of weird chronic syndrome that no one has ever seen before) I am used to it.

I want to go to Jerusalem. BADLY.

*tries to decide whether to spend bonus on trip to Ireland or trip to Jerusalem*