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I feel the clear, pressing, strong need to use the phrase "sportfucking" in a sentence today.
Let's see if that happens!
Also, I am so classy that I was not the first person at family dinner tonight to bring up the PETA sea kitten business. In full disclosure, I do need to add that I was the first to call for the mass suicide, a la Heaven's Gate, of PETA. If the problem for the animal world is the presence of humans, I think you make your point more firmly if you're willing to drink Drano than if you're just going to stand around and tell me I'm a horrible creature while I try to eat dead cow.
Note that I am only tangentially bringing up the fact that PETA employees were responsible for tossing more than 100 dogs in a dumpster in Ahoskie, NC back in 2005. But that did win me the hat trick of grossing everyone out without even bringing up the subject.
I am fun at parties!
Let's see if that happens!
Also, I am so classy that I was not the first person at family dinner tonight to bring up the PETA sea kitten business. In full disclosure, I do need to add that I was the first to call for the mass suicide, a la Heaven's Gate, of PETA. If the problem for the animal world is the presence of humans, I think you make your point more firmly if you're willing to drink Drano than if you're just going to stand around and tell me I'm a horrible creature while I try to eat dead cow.
Note that I am only tangentially bringing up the fact that PETA employees were responsible for tossing more than 100 dogs in a dumpster in Ahoskie, NC back in 2005. But that did win me the hat trick of grossing everyone out without even bringing up the subject.
I am fun at parties!
