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I AM DED OF LAUGHING.

This just came over Twitter.

fakerahmemanuel In response to calls for a display of confidence, I have advised the President to deliver his speech tonight while wearing a speedo.

fakerahmemanuel I also suggested delivering a vicious cockpunch to Roland Burris immediately following the speech.

Someone asked what he would be wearing.

fakerahmemanuel I will be wearing my traditional outfit for joint sessions of Congress--assless chaps.

*dies some more*

I need new politics icons, since the incumbent of all the ones I do have is no longer in office.

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graeae and I were discussing the Undersecretary of Go Fuck Yourself, as one does. As I pointed out, I am totally straight for Rahm. Except for how I want the thirty second musical of his life, which would, because of time constraints, feature him in Israeli commando gear and a tutu, packing a haddock and a knife while shouting "DEAD!"

So graeae tried to find video of him dancing. Instead, she found religious conservatives.

graeae: HA HA HA - read the first post. "Outrageous! Emanuel will not only take your guns, but will replace them with leotards." THE BEST QUOTE EVER.

channonyarrow: WE WILL LOOK FAB AS WE ARE DISARMED.

graeae: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR DANCE.

graeae: SOMEONE SET US UP THE RAHM.

And then I died happy.

Things I need: a poster of Obama that says "I BELIEVE." I need to make this visibly a reference to the X-Files, though I don't want it to say "I WANT TO BELIEVE."