graeae and I were discussing the Undersecretary of Go Fuck Yourself, as one does. As I pointed out, I am totally straight for Rahm. Except for how I want the thirty second musical of his life, which would, because of time constraints, feature him in Israeli commando gear and a tutu, packing a haddock and a knife while shouting "DEAD!"
So
graeae tried to find video of him dancing. Instead, she found
religious conservatives.
graeae: HA HA HA - read the first post. "Outrageous! Emanuel will not only take your guns, but will replace them with leotards." THE BEST QUOTE EVER.
channonyarrow: WE WILL LOOK FAB AS WE ARE DISARMED.
graeae: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR DANCE.
graeae: SOMEONE SET US UP THE RAHM.
And then I died happy.
Things I need: a poster of Obama that says "I BELIEVE." I need to make this visibly a reference to the X-Files, though I don't want it to say "I WANT TO BELIEVE."