The most banal lyrics in the world

[channonyarrow]

Dear flist, ye mighty repository of many informations -

I am in search of the most inane lyrics of all time. Bearing in mind that I don't listen to the Spin Doctors, and that I have never actually heard Macarthur Park, I would nominate these lyrics:

When I'm watchin' my tv
And that man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be.
Well he can't be a man 'cause he doesn’t smoke
The same cigarettes as me.

Courtesy, of course, of the Rolling Stones, Satisfaction.

But surely someone somewhere has heard more inane lyrics. Do tell!

Comments

[40hex.livejournal.com]

It does - but to counter the "inane" factor in that song would take a veritable legion of thousands of elite ninja with cybernetic enhancements and light sabers instead of katana.

And don't even start me on "Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh..."