The Spam Diaries, chapter the manyeth.

[channonyarrow]

I do not need spam from "Tommy Riddle".

No, really. I don't.

I do need a slave, however. Am looking for non-fussy eater, enjoys reading, prepared to take orders, will start car on all mornings other than early April and mid October so that climate control can be performed, will search websites for places to publish stories, will correlate list of titles with functional web sites or other contact as appropriate, light cleaning, ability to take dictation a la Secret Honor. No heavy lifting, accomodations provided. Must like Pulp. Must not ask questions of channonyarrow - there is always a method to the madness. When there is no method, only madness, there are always swords. Must have no proficiency whatsoever in the use of: knives, rifles, recurve longbows, swords, handguns. Good with plants a must.

Comments

[aimlesscoyote.livejournal.com]

Tommy Riddle, you say? *Eyeballs the AIM list* I wonder if that's that new chica in western Canada who's been chatting with me, lately.

Well okay in all fairness I glomped her first. She was fighting with snapeybot and needed mocking.

Turns out she's an okay person. :3

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Hope not. If they've ganked someone's actual email address, that person has Issues.

How can someone who fights with snapeybot be okay? Usually it sounds like they're total crackheads.