What I do at home, by Cass, age three.

[channonyarrow]

Two more chat convos, one because it is funny and one because Gwen was just itching to get posted. Heh!

Talking to orionnoire about birthdays and families:
orionnoire: And thanks for the happy b-gay wishes.
orionnoire: Err... b-day.
channonyarrow: I like that, though - b-gay. I'll save it for all the gay boys in my life.
orionnoire: *snorts* I should really know better than to drink while talking to you. *wipes keyboard*
channonyarrow: Heh. I am causing chaos and destruction 3 thousand miles away!
orionnoire: Yes. You can be proud!
orionnoire: How was the family reunion? Do I need to send you a sharp axe and some cleaning products?

Which made me spit my drink all over the place.

Talking later to graeae about HP and candy:
channonyarrow: Also, I desperately have to make an lj post since Orion is being hilarious
graeae: The cinnamon bears?
graeae: I so want to read that
channonyarrow: Not yet, although I have two emails from her that I haven't read yet.
graeae: I think you should do a gummy candy fic fest! I claim Swedish Fish!
graeae: Though I suppose Apple Rings would have been smarter of me..
channonyarrow: WHY?
graeae: Well, um, they're round and they have a hole in them
graeae: Why do I have a feeling this conversation will be posted somewhere?
channonyarrow: Oh, no reason at all.
channonyarrow: *whistles*
graeae: *dies*
graeae: I will convulse with laughter if this actually is posted somewhere.
channonyarrow: I suspect you are shooting for this, actually.
graeae: Then I will have to write the fic.
graeae: With junky!Terry no less.
graeae: If I could write a fic with Boot and Swedish Fish, I would be so fucking scared.
channonyarrow: OH GOD NO.

So...better get writing then, because I posted it. I will make everyone my candy fic writing minions!

Normally I don't go much for the food sex, honest.

Comments

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the icon!!! it is SO cool!
Will read your post now... then might respond again, just for the sake of it...

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

What about Haribo gold bears, the best ever sweet??

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

You could write that, should you like...

This would be amusing, if everyone wrote me candy smut.

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

Do you want any humans to feature AT ALL? Or just sweets?

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter humans, ideally.

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

Mh. All right then. How many words?

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Somewhere between 100-50,000? Any length you like, really.

Cheers!

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

I'd rather do a short one, I think. Something I can post on LJ... *hits head against wall* I must be mad

[graeae.livejournal.com]

Clarification- can it be CW-based or just Potter-verse? I was thinking of borrowing Caoi for this one..

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Of course it may be CW-based.

But I am having nothing to do with ghost food smut.

*is happy about this, strangely*

[darumaseye.livejournal.com]

Why, might I ask, are you three years old now?

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

It's all about me. And they're all my toys. Yes. They are all my toys.

[orionnoire.livejournal.com]

Wow! My upcoming fics are suddenly popular and starting a trend *dances happily* I better finish it soon. I blame the Lusty Month of May (and my great desire to have 4 months of paid lj, 'cause I want more icons damn it!). It will be up soon. *notice the vagueness of the word "soon"* No really, it will!

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

No rush at all - but if this turns into something the cool kids are all doing, I shall have to turn it into a real fest. Which will be bad since I think it's pornish that's doing the food fest?

[orionnoire.livejournal.com]

Yes they are, but what about candy!sex fest? I don't think that was ever done before.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

You're right! Candy!sex is totally different from Food!sex.

And now I REALLY need to get writing on some shower sex for you.

[lzz.livejournal.com]

What (and I realise I may not want to know this, but as you may have gathered from my ginger post, my enquiring mind reaches cat-killing levels) is/are Swedish Fish?

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

These are Swedish Fish. It's hard to describe what they taste like other than to say that I'm not fond of them because they just taste like sticky. And slightly like pink.

As for your ginger stuff...is it too scary to say that the first thing I thought of was Night Watch, by Terry Pratchett?

[lzz.livejournal.com]

Actually, that reminds me of a dream that Gareth once had. The whole subject is now taking up far more space in my head than is strictly healthy.

The fish remind me of Chinese kites more than anything Swedish.