I've always admired this speech

[channonyarrow]

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

- Penny Arcade

Comments

[oh-god-computer.livejournal.com]

For a moment I thought I read 'a thousand starving cows'.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

That's the Indian version.

[oh-god-computer.livejournal.com]

*ded*

[graeae.livejournal.com]

There is an amazing story in that last line- we should write it together as a short story. *g*